After looking at dozens of three and four bedroom houses on my search to find my home, I decided that a two bedroom house was more reasonable for my needs. Unfortunately, since I've moved in it's been more like a "one bedroom house with a really big closet for storing all the extra crap I haven't unpacked yet."

Mr. Russell Pricklepants
I got a new roommate this past weekend. He's shy and sleeps all day and can get a bit prickly at times. Behold: Mr. Russell Pricklepants. There's obviously a back story to how this happened, so here it is (beware, it's a long one...