One of the biggest hang-ups I've had in my house was the color of the doors in my entry way. For some reason they were painted the same awful color as the rest of the house.

Mr. Russell Pricklepants
I got a new roommate this past weekend. He's shy and sleeps all day and can get a bit prickly at times. Behold: Mr. Russell Pricklepants. There's obviously a back story to how this happened, so here it is (beware, it's a long one...