“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does...
Mr. Russell Pricklepants
I got a new roommate this past weekend. He's shy and sleeps all day and can get a bit prickly at times. Behold: Mr. Russell Pricklepants. There's obviously a back story to how this happened, so here it is (beware, it's a long one...
